• white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo

bigbootybitch420:

bueno:

is this breaking bad

jesse looks so young in the first season aw

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2

Part 1: x

pachouli-princess:

tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID

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bluedogeyes:

Dwayne Johnson visited Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show


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theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl


canikissyou-ermuh:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

goals

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lawebloca:

Friends ** video **


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