My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.
Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.
NIGGA SAID A PORTAL TO CHALK ZONE. …. I’M SCHLEEP
NO BUT MY SCIENCE TEACHER/SOFTBALL COACH CAN DO THIS TOO
OH MY GOSH. MR. WACHUTKA!!!
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
- Cop: Have you been drinking?
- Me: I been drankin'
- Cop: Surfbort
- Me: Surfbort
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself